in honor of my return from a long few months of not riding (stupid stupid wrist surgery), i've compiled the following:
DON'S TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN OFF THE BIKE FOR TOO LONG
10. you're tempted to put a big cushy saddle and suspension seatpost on your new ti bike
9. you convince yourself that to be fast, you have to grow muttonchops and look angry
8. your knees sound like a door opening in an old horror movie
7. your heart rate goes above lactic threshold just from watching the tour
6. you lose the sexy tan lines on your thighs
5. johnson park seems really hilly
4. you pop on the monday night recovery ride
3. you lose a half-dozen spots every time you corner... on the recovery ride
2. little old ladies powerwalk past you on the climb up to hp cyclery
1. it seems like a good idea to attack while ralf is pulling
see you out on the roads!
1 comment:
Where's the 'chops?
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